She Forced Me to Date Her Broke Match—Then a Sparrow Exposed Him as a Billionaire CEO

My roommate dumped her online date on me because he showed up on a loud bike looking broke. Too bad she can't talk to animals like I can— a sparrow just whispered that this "loser" is actually a billionaire CEO playing undercover boss ? ! I took the date for the laughs and a shot at a high-paying tech job. But now the CEO is totally hooked on me, and my roommate is screaming to get her man back. Sorry, babe. Finders keepers, and the birds are on my side.